This was a broadcast i got on my blackberry messenger and kinda like it. Its funny, candid and on point i think. So Read, Enjoy but also take it seriously.
Oh, and my favourite part? "The PS!!!!" heheheheheehe. You have been warned!!!.
Dear Future Mr. Right,
I and every other girl on the planet has dreamt of you since we were 15, I sure hope you exist because if you don’t it will mean I have been wasting my time and if you do I sure hope you are using this time to improve on yourself spiritually, financially, romantically and domestically so that you would at least be worth the wait.
I hope for the sake of our future kids that............ you are tall seeing as I am as well…wouldn't want some to be cheated. I also hope that you are at least good looking (can’t keep explaining) to people that you have a good heart). I want you to be strong, independent, hardworking, responsible and a leader but do us both a favor and don’t always tell me what to do, this is a partnership not a monarchy.
As concerns our future kids (who MUST be cute) I expect you to be fully involved in their upbringing and not just paying their fees you should spend time with them and get to know them individually irrespective of their gender. It is also important to note that I am not interested in being a housewife; my certificate is not a wallpaper, I intend to use it! Except of course, if you decide to pay my salary (6 or 7 figures of course).
I have plenty issues and I suspect you do as well so please be patient with me because I will with you, also please don’t take me for granted yes I love you but that doesn’t mean that after a few years you forget my existence and we become roommates instead of partners, oh and always listen or at least pretend to when I am talking (football match or not) in order to avoid quarrels. Marriage is hard work I sure hope you are as ready to make it work as I am.
In conclusion, I don’t want to be number 1 with you (that’s God’s spot, let him have it), I don’t want you to build your life around me and die if I am not there (I consider that obsession). I do however, want to be number 2 on the scale of importance above your family, friends and yes even yourself.
Remember I love you big and if you miss me, it will be your loss!
Yours’ Lovingly,
Mrs. Right
P.s.If you ever as much as raise your finger against me, it will probably be the last time you use that arm …#just saying# LOL
Oh, and my favourite part? "The PS!!!!" heheheheheehe. You have been warned!!!.
Dear Future Mr. Right,
I and every other girl on the planet has dreamt of you since we were 15, I sure hope you exist because if you don’t it will mean I have been wasting my time and if you do I sure hope you are using this time to improve on yourself spiritually, financially, romantically and domestically so that you would at least be worth the wait.
I hope for the sake of our future kids that............ you are tall seeing as I am as well…wouldn't want some to be cheated. I also hope that you are at least good looking (can’t keep explaining) to people that you have a good heart). I want you to be strong, independent, hardworking, responsible and a leader but do us both a favor and don’t always tell me what to do, this is a partnership not a monarchy.
As concerns our future kids (who MUST be cute) I expect you to be fully involved in their upbringing and not just paying their fees you should spend time with them and get to know them individually irrespective of their gender. It is also important to note that I am not interested in being a housewife; my certificate is not a wallpaper, I intend to use it! Except of course, if you decide to pay my salary (6 or 7 figures of course).In conclusion, I don’t want to be number 1 with you (that’s God’s spot, let him have it), I don’t want you to build your life around me and die if I am not there (I consider that obsession). I do however, want to be number 2 on the scale of importance above your family, friends and yes even yourself.
Remember I love you big and if you miss me, it will be your loss!
Yours’ Lovingly,
Mrs. Right
P.s.If you ever as much as raise your finger against me, it will probably be the last time you use that arm …#just saying# LOL
Very funny.
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ReplyDeleteVery very funny!
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